GoCowsGo

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While googling ‘Cow Eye Doctor,’ I did not expect to actually find a cow optometrist.  Internet, you have proven me wrong once again.  My first proficiency—a skills-based test, is tomorrow.  I’m pretty nervous, because with failure comes the risk of getting kicked out of school…but, all of my practice runs the past few days have went well, with time to spare.  Wish me luck!  Personal note aside: Cow Optometry—now you have seen it too. 

While googling ‘Cow Eye Doctor,’ I did not expect to actually find a cow optometrist.  Internet, you have proven me wrong once again.  My first proficiency—a skills-based test, is tomorrow.  I’m pretty nervous, because with failure comes the risk of getting kicked out of school…but, all of my practice runs the past few days have went well, with time to spare.  Wish me luck! 

Personal note aside: Cow Optometry—now you have seen it too. 

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[Yes, technically Valentine’s Day is over.]  A girl in my class got this Valentine’s Day card from her volleyball team.  With much enthusiasm and rushing before the next class got under way, I managed capture this bovine blessing on my phone.  Note to the world: come next Valentine’s Day, let this loving creature help express your warm feelings of love to your friends and family.  Who needs flowers and chocolates for February 14th when there exists cow cards? Answer: No one.

[Yes, technically Valentine’s Day is over.]  A girl in my class got this Valentine’s Day card from her volleyball team.  With much enthusiasm and rushing before the next class got under way, I managed capture this bovine blessing on my phone.  Note to the world: come next Valentine’s Day, let this loving creature help express your warm feelings of love to your friends and family.  Who needs flowers and chocolates for February 14th when there exists cow cards? Answer: No one.

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Poor Cows!  Seasonal reminder: if you can escort a cow across a frozen patch of ice, you probably should.  While cows are amazing, they simply lack the ability to traverse low-friction surfaces.  

And to the creator of this video, and title (of “two stupid cows…”)…you try moving across the ice with four hooves.  I’ll have no sympathy whatsoever when you fall over.

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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

Horray!

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Since making this tumblr, to my delight, friends have began to text me pictures of cows they encounter.  This was brought to a new level when my mom sent this picture…while on a trip for her and my father’s 25th wedding aniversary.  Thanks Mom!  GoCowsGo!

Since making this tumblr, to my delight, friends have began to text me pictures of cows they encounter.  This was brought to a new level when my mom sent this picture…while on a trip for her and my father’s 25th wedding aniversary.  Thanks Mom!  GoCowsGo!

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Success!

While this likely excites no one except myself, this week I discovered that a classmate of mine has a cow as the background picture on her phone!  Hurrah!  One day, I hope to have photographic evidence of said cellular cow. Until then…

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onwingsisoar asked: Why does a milking stool have only three legs?

Because four legs would make it a bar stool?  Haha…I don’t really know. Why, milking stool, three legs?

The actual answer: Because the cow has the udder!  Thanks onwingsisoar for that udderly humorous bit of cow punnery!